I’ll Take What I Can Get
July 8th, 2008
Christy may be abandoning me, but at least I have the company of The Twins to console me.
I can count on them to catch my tears, as well as the cupcake crumbs that will be showering them as I try to fill the Christy-shaped void in my heart with refined carbohydrates. They should stick around for the remaining eight weeks of my pregnancy, then nearly burst during postpartum engorgement, be rejected by my baby, and promptly shrivel back to wrinkly shells of their former selves.
Talk about a bright side.
(Photo taken by Angella. It really does pay to have photographer friends.)
July 8th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
I hear ya sistah.
Mine are back to the beginnings of shrivelville.
And yes, they were also rejected by my babe. The boy just couldn’t open his mouth wide enough. (That sounds horrible! but true!) AND I didn’t make enough for his enormous appetite.
Ah well, at least I’m back in cute bras. :)
July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I tend to refer to mine as the “boobie trap” and I’m not pregnant. I guess I was just “blessed”. (NOT!) Trust me, if they were around all the time you’d be sick of them :)
July 9th, 2008 at 4:45 am
i’d LOVE to do a post about my boobs being too big!!! the grass is always greener…
July 9th, 2008 at 5:40 am
I am glad I caught them in all of their glory :)
July 9th, 2008 at 6:35 am
The only thing better than a good friend is a nice set of ta-tas. Enjoy.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Haahaaa! Oh, do I ever relate. I have to be careful if someone is standing right next to me; if I turn to quickly, I can knock them unconscious with my MASSIVE, POST-PARTUM CANS.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Mine are well on their way to becoming a good catch all for left over dinner crumbs. I think I found half a waffle cone in there as I was taking off my bra the other night.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:31 am
You are so cute!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am
You look fantastic. And I’m hoping my little things grow in the next seven months. I’d love it if they and the belly were the only things to grow but I think Chipotle and my hunger have other plans.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Hilarious.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:56 am
HILARIOUS….you are still my FireCake.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
That is funny!
I’m sending you good nursing “vibes” :) This little dolly on the way just may surprise you. Then you’ll get to enjoy your girth for another year :)
Milk on tap. It’s a good thing.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Haha! Too funny. My boss is pregnant with twins, and her “twins” also catch all her crumbs. It is a running joke around the office. It’s a handy storage spot for snacks for later. hah!
July 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
This is so funny I had to read it to my husband! LOL! So much to look forward to (again!)
July 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
[...] We laugh together. We cry together. We talk about farts, and poop, and boobs (or lack thereof)(*waves*). One of my closest girls does not have the same boob issues I do. [...]
July 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
[...] We laugh together. We cry together. We talk about farts, and poop, and boobs (or lack thereof)(*waves*). One of my closest girls does not have the same boob issues I do. [...]
July 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Hubba bubba mama! Love that pic…and yes, unfortunately ‘twin peaks’ are replaced by ‘nevada flats’ after child bearing. Me knows personally of what I speak!
December 29th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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