I was eight; they were 12. They were all so pretty and cool; I was dumpy and fat. I was placed in their cabin by mistake but had to stay there.
During the morning cabin clean-up someone unearthed a pair of underwear that was marred by a thick, dried skid mark of poop. A willowy cabinmate kicked the tarnished panties into the middle of the room and cackled, “LOOK at THESE!” All the girls gathered ’round the underwear and chanted, “Ew! Ew! Ew!”Â
I chimed in along with them.
Even though they were mine.
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Oohhhh! :(
‘Tweens can be so cruel.
I cannot believe that you are willing to share that story with the world. hahaha! You are one crazy chicka!
Amanda, you CRACK me up. ha ha. Now I wish everyone were as honest as you. Who out there HASN’T produced a skid mark or two…come on, be truthful!!!
What made you think of that though? Pretty funny :)
I would have laughed along too. I rode the school bus- age K-12th Grade all on ONE bus, so I was well aware of the Rules. What else could you do?
Doesn’t sound like fun, but I bet it taught you all you needed to know about wiping ;)
lmao at geeksters comment. excellent.
and amanda, you are one brave little toaster to share that story with us. the lack of shame looks good on you.
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
When I first load up your page all I can see is the title. I knew I was in for a poop story, I just thought it would be about Avelyn. Good to know you can take what you dish!
That’s hilarious! Guess today was quiet at work hmmm?
All hail Amanda. Dang girl, I think you have one uped me on the all time biggest confessions. That is hilarious, I was embarrassed for you. Kudos for your honest tale of tween whoa. Ryan and I call it “snicking” your pants, as in Snickers….come on use it, use it…it is a party favorite.
I love you (always but especially) right now. Reading this I was instantly rushed back to myriad summers spent at summer camp after summer camp. Did you ever get dirt boogies? We used to compare the size of ours. We were (sort of gross, yes, and also) clearly hanging out with too many boys.
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