I am a snot machine. I was hoping that my sore throat would clear up and that I wouldn’t have to face the brutality of a head cold. But, there was just no escaping it. For the past few days I have been so congested and feeling awful. It’s hard when you have a job that requires talking on the phone to people. Through the mucous that muddles my words I choke out, “Huddo. Subberlad Babdisd Church. How can I helb you?”

Good times.