Have you ever sat down to write an “About Me” page and come up blank?  Because that’s where I’m at right now.  I just deleted my old page since it was rather poorly written and somewhat outdated, and now I got nothin’.

Until I piece together an award-winning bio, here are a few things about me you might like to know:

I live on an apple orchard with my lanky husband Steve and our two daughters.  He is a workaholic and I am a sloth.  I love Diet Coke a little more than is considered socially acceptable.  Birds freak me out.  I cannot, for the life of me, keep my house clean.  One time I went bungee jumping.  Pizza is my favourite food and whenever I eat it I have to internally chant, “Eight pieces will be too much. Remember last time?”  I am a chronic nail biter.  My armpit hair is surprisingly sparse.  My first childhood memory is when I was two and was laying in a hospital bed, having an x-ray taken of the arm I had just broken (the walls were avacado green).

I have no idea where I m going with this page so I think I’ll stop for now and come back when I have my thoughts a little more organized.  So in, like, 2012.